Wife

A man came home from the mine were he works...

very sad and stressed. The wife asks "Honey what's wrong?"
The man says 
"All the people I'm working with died."

Wife: "What happened???"

Man: "The lift cables were cut and the lift lost control and killed all of them."

Wife: "Oh my God, How did you survive???"

Man: "I had running stomach so I went to the toilet... When I came back, they were all gone.
The families will receive USD 10 million each."

Wife: "Daaaaamn!!!
You mean I lost 10 million because of your shit???