Madam: Give me 3 reasons why I need to increase your salary?
Maid: I can cook better than you.
Madam: Who told you that?
Maid: You husband told me.
Madam: Ok, the 2nd reason?
Maid: I can iron better than you.
Madam: Who told you that?
Maid: You husband told me.
Madam: Okay, 3rd reason?
Maid: I am also better in bed than you.
Madam: Wow, did my husband told you also?
Maid: Oh no, the driver told me.
Madam: OK OK. Please lower down your voice, I will increase your salary.
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