Good news and bad news

The lawyer says: “I have good news and bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?”

The CEO replies: “I have had an awful day, let's hear the good news first.”

The lawyer says: “Your wife invested $20,000 in five pictures that are worth a minimum of $2 million”.

The CEO replies enthusiastically: “Well done, very good news indeed! You’ve made my day, now what is the bad news?”

The lawyer answers: “These pictures are of you in bed with your secretary”.