Love story for Sunday

WIFE: What would you do if i died? Would you get married again?

Husband: No...how can I think of marrying?
Wife: Why not? You would need company...for good and bad moments.... please marry again
Husband: ...you are so sweet... even after death u r worrying about me...
Wife: So promise me, u will remarry if I die...
Husband: Ok, ok, I will get married again...just for you
Wife: Would you live in our house with your
new wife...?
Husband: Yes, but I will never let her use your room.
Wife: Would you let her drive my car?
Husband: No...its yours... I will keep it as your memory... and buy her a new one..
Wife: Would you give her my jewelery?
Husband: No...how can I...? It has your memories attached... I am sure she would want her own.
Wife: Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband: No, never... her size is '26', and yours is '28'
Wife: -silence-
Husband: Ohh Shiiiiiiit...!!!

Husband's funeral is tomorrow, please attend...